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(Source: College Humor)
i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair
i can put 25 ponytails in my hair
when someone steals food from your plate
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
If I come off as a boring person it’s because I am
There’s a shark floating around my office.
OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
The only way this gif
is if you reverse it
he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
what is this
why am I laughing so much
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.